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Why, you stuck-up... half-witted... scruffy-looking nerf-herder! ~Leia
Who's scruffy-lookin? ~Han
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Afraid I was going to leave without giving you a goodbye kiss? ~Han
I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee. ~Leia
I can arrange that. He could use a good kiss! ~Han
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Don't you call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!
~C-3PO
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You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you nearsighted scrap pile!
~C-3PO
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Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
~Leia
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What an incredible smell you discovered!
~Han
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Would someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?
~Leia, regarding Chewbacca
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You know, sometimes I amaze even myself. ~Han
That doesn't seem too hard. ~Leia
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Would it help if I got out and pushed?
~Leia, regarding the Millenium Falcon
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I'm terribly sorry about all this. After all, he's only a Wookiee.
~C-3PO
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They'll have that shield down on time... or this'll be the shortest offensive of all time.
~Lando
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