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Hey Stan. Did you see that rainbow this morning? ~Kyle
Yeah. It was huge. ~Stan
Ugh! I hate those things. ~Cartman
Nobody hates rainbows. ~Kyle
Yeah. What's there to hate about rainbows? ~Stan
Well, you know. You'll just be sitting there, minding your own business, and they'll come marching in, and crawl up your leg and start biting the inside of your ass, and you'll be all like, "Hey! Get out of my ass, you stupid rainbows!" ~Cartman
Cartman, what the hell are you talking about? ~Stan
I'm talking about rainbows. I hate those friggin things. ~Cartman
Rainbows are those little arches of color that show up during a rainstorm. ~Kyle
Oh! Rainbows! Oh yeah, I like those. Those are cool. ~Cartman
What were you talking about? ~Stan
Huh? Oh, nothing. Forget it. ~Cartman
No. What marches in, crawls up your leg, and bites the inside of your ass?! ~Kyle
Nothing! ~Cartman
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What is that? ~Kyle
Maybe it's Scuzzlebutt coming to weave us into wicker baskets. ~Stan
Hey, it might be! ~Cartman
Gosh! I hope he doesn't cut me with his celery hand! ~Kyle
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I am Scuzzlebutt, Lord of the Mountain! Behold my Patrick Duffy leg!
~Cartman, dressed as Scuzzlebutt
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Dolphins are way smarter than you. ~Stan
If they're so smart, why do they live in igloos? ~Cartman
Dolphins don't live in igloos. That's Eskimos! ~Stan
Dolphins, Eskomis, who cares? It's all just a bunch of tree-hugging hippie crap. ~Cartman
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You guys, guess what. After I'm on television, I'm gonna be totally famous. ~Cartman
Hitler was famous too. ~Wendy, passing by
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Is there somewhere in town where I can get a good clear shot- er, view of Kathie Lee? ~Mr. Garrison
Hmm. You know, I think the book depository would be a good bet. ~Officer Barbrady
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We have to do something! ~Kyle
Well, we can't do anything for now. That fat bitch won't let up. ~Stan
What did you say?!?! ~Ms. Crabtree
Uh, I said that rabbits eat lettuce. ~Stan
Oh. Well yes, they certainly do. ~Ms. Crabtree
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This is nothing out of the unusual. Cows turn themselves inside out all the time.
~Officer Barbrady
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And now, children, our friend Mr. Hat is going to tell us about Christopher Columbus. ~Mr. Garrison
That's right, Mr. Garrison. Christopher Columbus discovered America and was the Indians' best friend. He helped the Indians win their war against Frederick Douglas, and freed the Hebrews from Napoleon, and discovered France. ~Mr. Hat
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Can I please be excused from class? ~Kyle
I don't know, Kyle. Did you ask Mr. Hat? ~Mr Garrison
I don't want to ask Mr. Hat. I'm asking you! ~Kyle
Oh, I think you should ask Mr. Hat. ~Mr. Garrison
Mr. Hat, may I please be excused from class? ~Kyle
Well Kyle, no! You hear me? You go to hell! You go to hell and you die! ~Mr. Hat
Hmm, guess you'll have to take your seat, Kyle. ~Mr. Garrison
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Okay! That does it! Now listen! Why is it that everything today has involved things either going in or coming out of my ass?
~Cartman
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In subtitles:
Why did you turn some of us inside out? ~Cows
Oh, that was Carl's fault. He's new. ~1st Alien
Yeah, sorry about that. My bad! ~2nd Alien
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I don't want to shoot the bunny. ~Stan
What the hell are you talking about, you don't want to shoot the bunny? You're babbling. You're not making any sense. You're hysterical! ~Uncle Jimbo
I'm not hysterical, I just don't want to shoot the bunny. ~Stan
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Yeah, hippie. Go back to Woodstock if you can't shoot anything. ~Cartman
I can shoot you, fat ass! ~Stan
I can shoot you too! ~Cartman
I'll kill you! ~Stan
I'll fill you full of lead! ~Cartman
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